The UN, in a move of sheer desperation, is trying to find an island to gift Trump so he'll finally stop demanding new real estate. They're even considering making one up, because clearly, 'strategic importance' is just a fancy word for 'somewhere to put him'.

THE world is trying to decide on an overseas territory it can award to Trump to satisfy his ambition to acquire one during his second term. <p><strong>THE world is trying to decide on an overseas territory it can award to Trump to satisfy his ambition to acquire one during his second term. </strong></p> <p>After the president unveiled plans to buy the Chagos Islands, following previous ambitions to own Greenland and Pamama, the United Nations has decided he is not going to shut up until he gets ...