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humor The Daily Mash 2026-06-08

Gen Z Discovers Throuples: It's Not About Love, It's About Splitting the Cost of Hummus

Forget romance, young Britons are forming throuples to combat the cost of living crisis, proving that shared streaming subscriptions and snuggling for warmth are the ultimate aphrodisiacs. Who needs passion when you have Tesco Clubcard points and can split the council tax?


YOUNG Britons are entering into three-way romantic and sexual relationships because they are a great way to keep rent and bills down. <p><strong>YOUNG Britons are entering into three-way romantic and sexual relationships because they are a great way to keep rent and bills down.Β </strong></p> <p>Gen Z has confessed that going out with two people simultaneously is nothing but hassle, but a third income means a third person to split the cost of hummus with.</p> <p>Marketing executive Sophie Rodrigu...

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