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Scammers Want Your Eyeballs, But Don't Worry, They'll Tell You Why (Maybe)

Forget phishing for your bank details; these clever criminals are aiming for your precious peepers! Just mail them your eyeballs, and you might get Matthew Rhys's in return – a truly fair exchange, or so they claim. Remember, if it sounds too good (or creepy) to be true, it probably involves international eyeball trafficking.


Eyeball fraud is one of the top one hundred types of fraud currently happening online. In order to protect your peepers from digital eyeball thieves,&#8230; <p dir="ltr"><em>Eyeball fraud is one of the top one hundred types of fraud currently happening online. In order to protect your peepers from digital eyeball thieves, it’s important to recognize the strategies they use to trick innocent people like you. Here are five common scams that fraudsters use to get you to mail them your eyeballs.</em...

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