Finally, a beanie that claims to read your thoughts and type them out at a blistering 30 words per minute. Imagine the possibilities! No more awkward small talk at the Todos Santos coffee shop; just silently judge everyone's questionable fashion choices while your beanie broadcasts your inner monologue to a Google Doc. It’s perfect for the expat who wants to engage with the world, but only on their own terms, and without moving their mouth.