Your Patio, Now Pricier Than Your Entire Ranch House
Finally, a curved sofa for your outdoor oasis that costs more than a perfectly good truck. Because nothing says 'I've truly arrived in Baja' like reclining on thirty-five thousand dollars worth of imported wicker, pretending you can hear the ocean over the hum of your personal AC unit. The expats in Todos Santos will be absolutely beside themselves, wondering if their own artisanal palapa furniture is sufficiently *bespoke* enough to compete.