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humor De Speld 2026-06-07

Man Proves Girlfriend Right About Him Being 'Toxic' Via Poisoning

In a stunning display of marital communication, a man from Utrecht decided the best response to being called 'toxic' was, well, to poison his partner. Experts are now weighing in, confirming that arsenic is indeed a rather 'red flag' ingredient in any relationship, especially post-spaghetti bolognese.

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