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humor The Hard Times 2026-06-07

Centipede Out-Earns Punk House by Munching on Termite

In a shocking display of productivity, a centipede has become the highest contributing member of a punk house by eating a termite. Meanwhile, the human residents remain remarkably unfazed by both the infestation and their own utter lack of ambition.

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