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humor The Hard Times 2026-06-07

Centipede Out-Earns Punk House by Munching on Termite

In a shocking display of productivity, a centipede has become the highest contributing member of a punk house by eating a termite. Meanwhile, the human residents remain remarkably unfazed by both the infestation and their own utter lack of ambition.


<p>KALAMAZOO, Mich. β€” A centipede dwelling in the bathroom of a local punk house has become its highest contributing member after stalking,... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/music/punk-hardcore/centipede-becomes-highest-contributing-member-of-punk-house-after-eating-termite/" style="color: #3eb565;">Continue this tale</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/music/punk-hardcore/centipede-becomes-highest-contributing-member-of-punk-house-after-eating-termite/">...

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