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Unitree GD01: Because Your Land Rover Just Isn't 'You' Enough Anymore

For the bargain price of $650,000, Unitree offers a ten-foot-tall, half-ton transforming mech. Forget navigating dirt roads to your beachfront property; with the GD01, you can crush them. Our Todos Santos elite will finally have a vehicle truly suited for their colossal egos, proving once and for all who has the biggest... robot. Just remember the disclaimer: 'Please everyone be sure to use the robot in a Friendly and Safe manner.'

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