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humor The Beaverton 2026-06-06

Canadian PM's AI Plan: Fastest Route to US Billionaire Coffers, Eh?

Our fearless leader, Prime Minister Mark Carney, has gifted us a brilliant AI strategy. Apparently, it's the most advanced method to efficiently transfer all Canadian dollars straight into the pockets of American tech barons. Get ready for a future where five Silicon Valley titans own absolutely everything!


<p>OTTAWA &#8211; Prime Minister Mark has unveiled his new federal AI strategy, promising Canadians that artificial intelligence technology is the most advanced, efficient way to surrender all of our collective wealth to US Tech oligarchs. β€œAI is the technology of the future, specifically the future where 5 astronomically-wealthy Silicon Valley overlords control every resource on [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/06/carney-assures-canadians-that-ai-the-fastest-...

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