In a bold move, Alberta separatists have outlined their post-Canada wish list, which includes retaining passports, currency, and that special Canadian smugness. Apparently, leaving the country doesn't mean giving up the good stuff, especially those tiny flags to prove they're not American.

<p>Albertan separatists insist that leaving Canada won&#8217;t exclude them from keeping some residual benefits of being Canadian. Here is the list they propose: 1. passports 2. currency 3. smugness 4. those little flags we put on backpacks when we travel so people know we&#8217;re not American (2 per person) 5. the obligation to say thank [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/06/everything-canadian-that-albertans-will-be-able-to-keep-after-separating-according-to-...