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humor The Onion 2026-06-06

NYC Manholes Unleash Mysterious Sewer Dwellers Seeking Audience

Forget the subway, Brooklyn and Queens now offer spontaneous manhole pop-ups featuring men with questionable life goals. Officials warn against sewer spelunking, while others ponder the potential for a mysterious sewer women's league.


<p>At least three incidents of mysterious men climbing up from manholes in Brooklyn and Queens have been reported in the past month, prompting warnings from NYC officials about the dangers of exploring the sewer system. What do you think?</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/mystery-men-emerge-from-nyc-manholes/">Mystery Men Emerge From NYC Manholes</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">At least three incidents of mysteriou...

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