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humor Babylon Bee 2026-06-06

St. Paul Cedes 'Chief of Sinners' Crown Amidst New Platner Allegations

Heaven's top sinner, St. Paul, has apparently decided enough is enough. He's stepping down from his title after discovering the latest alleged sins committed by one Graham Platner, proving even saints have their limits.


<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a24024a41be36a24024a41be4.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>HEAVEN - St. Paul has officially relinquished his self-proclaimed title "Chief of Sinners" after learning of the newest allegations against Graham Platner.</p>

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