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Unitree GD01 Mech Suit: For when your golf cart just isn't imposing enough.

Behold the Unitree GD01, a nearly 10-foot-tall, $650,000 personal mecha suit. Because cruising the dirt roads of Todos Santos in a sensible truck is simply uncivilized when you can stomp around in a transforming robot. It's practically a necessity for retrieving errant frisbees from your neighbor's property, or just making sure everyone knows who's boss of the cul-de-sac.

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