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humor Cloud Woo Woo 2026-06-06

Banish Illness Spell: Because kale smoothies just aren't cutting it for expats.

Why bother with actual medicine when you can purchase a 'Banish Illness Spell' from Etsy for just a few dollars? This spiritual healing ritual promises to cleanse your aura and remove sickness, which is far more soothing than, say, a trip to a local doctor. Expats in Pescadero are lining up, probably still complaining about the dust.

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