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Luxury Fire Pit Table: Because your Baja patio isn't extra enough.

For a mere $2,800, you too can enjoy a linear gas fire pit table, proving that even a cool evening in Todos Santos demands the kind of ambiance only a permanent, glass-topped ribbon of fire can provide. Perfect for igniting your organic mescal, or simply reminding yourself that you're worth every unnecessary expense.

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