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humor The Beaverton 2026-06-05

FIFA Declares Human Hydration a Contraband Offense at World Cup

In a move that has absolutely no one confused, FIFA has banned fans from bringing their own internal body water into stadiums. Apparently, your personal H2O is now a bigger threat than stadium beer prices.

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