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humor The Beaverton 2026-06-05

FIFA Declares Human Hydration a Contraband Offense at World Cup

In a move that has absolutely no one confused, FIFA has banned fans from bringing their own internal body water into stadiums. Apparently, your personal H2O is now a bigger threat than stadium beer prices.


<p>TORONTO &#8211; A last minute rule change by FIFA means World Cup fans will no longer be able to bring the moisture inside their own bodies into host stadiums for the tournament. The latest FIFA rules document now states β€œfor the avoidance of doubt, the 60% of human bodies that are made up of water [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/06/fifa-forbids-canadian-fans-from-bringing-water-inside-own-bodies-into-world-cup-matches/" rel="nofollow">FIFA forbids Canadia...

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