In a stunning upset, Joe Biden has apparently secured the Los Angeles mayoral seat with 81 million votes. Sources confirm this is not a typo, just a minor statistical anomaly that happens when you count enough mail-in ballots.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a2329f33580e6a2329f33580f.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>LOS ANGELES, CA — After multiple days of late-night mail-in ballot drops finally being tallied, it was discovered that Joe Biden had won the Los Angeles mayoral race with an astonishing 81 million votes.</p>