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humor The Beaverton 2026-06-05

Giant Dock Spider Eagerly Anticipates Summer Hand-Scurrying Debut

A local dock spider is reportedly thrilled about the upcoming summer season, specifically its chance to skitter across your hand. Experts predict a delightful display of shrieking and beverage-spilling in response.

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