President Trump claims to have fixed the Liberty Bell's famous crack, a feat as believable as a politician admitting they were wrong. Millions are reportedly outraged, likely because the crack was more iconic than Trump's golf handicap.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a2322f27e6866a2322f27e687.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>PHILADELPHIA, PA — President Donald Trump proudly announced on Friday that he had repaired the crack on the Liberty Bell, outraging millions of Americans.</p>