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humor El Deforma 2026-06-05

Monterrey: From Mud Pits to Olympic Dreams, Fueled by Machaca and Hopes of Dutch Tourists

After impressing the world with their top-tier hospitality (ahem, a cow pasture for Japan's soccer team), Monterrey's governor now believes they're ready to host the Olympics. His primary motivation? To finally attract some Dutch athletes, naturally.


"Ahora si vendrían holandesas, ¿verdad?", preguntó Samuelito <h2 style="text-align: center;">&#8220;Ahora si vendrían holandesas, ¿verdad?&#8221;, preguntó Samuelito</h2> <p class="isSelectedEnd">Cuenca de la Machaca.- Tras el éxito al recibir a la Selección de <strong>Japón</strong> previo al Mundial de fútbol, ahora <strong>Monterrey</strong> buscará ser sede de unos <strong>Juegos Olímpicos.</strong></p> <p class="isSelectedEnd">Así lo dio a conocer Samuel García, gobernador de <strong>Nuevo ...

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