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humor Babylon Bee 2026-06-05

UK Leader Warns Nation Against 'Murdererphobia' After Stabbing

In a bizarre turn, UK's Prime Minister Keir Starmer has cautioned the nation against 'murdererphobia' following a recent stabbing. Apparently, fearing murderers is now the new societal ill, perhaps he'll suggest we offer them tea and sympathy next.


<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a230cf46515a6a230cf46515b.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>LONDON β€” Amid controversy stemming from the latest high-profile stabbing incident that took the life of a British citizen, Prime Minister Keir Starmer warned the United Kingdom about the rise of murdererphobia.</p>

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