Democrat Graham Platner, whose campaign is apparently a revolving door of 'horrific revelations,' assures voters that the upcoming scandals are just a minor inconvenience, with only 14 or 15 left to go.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a22eef6b538a6a22eef6b538b.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>SULLIVAN, ME — Following yet another scandal that engulfed his campaign for a U.S. Senate seat in Maine, Democrat Graham Platner reassured voters that there were probably only 14 or 15 more horrific revelations to come.</p>