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humor The Onion 2026-06-05

Jill Biden Memoir Reveals White House Rent So High, She Taught English to Pay It

Jill Biden's new memoir drops some bombshells, including that she fed Secret Service flesh to Major and regrets not distracting from Hunter's issues with her own meth addiction. Oh, and she had to teach English to afford the White House rent.


<p>Jill Biden has released View From The East Wing, a memoir detailing her time as first lady of the United States. Here are the book&#8217;s biggest revelations:Β  Knew from first time she met Joe that he had what it takes to become president, succumb to hubris, and be publicly humiliated Would feed pieces of Secret [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/biggest-revelations-from-jill-bidens-new-memoir/">Biggest Revelations From Jill Biden’s New Memoir</a> appeared first on <a hr...

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