A woman is experiencing existential dread over her wedding guest attire, oblivious to the fact that literally no one, including the bride, will notice or care. Her sartorial crisis is a masterpiece of self-inflicted drama.

A WOMAN is subjecting herself to enormous stress over what she will wear for an upcoming wedding, irrespective of the fact nobody will notice. <p><strong>A WOMAN is subjecting herself to enormous stress over what she will wear for an upcoming wedding, irrespective of the fact nobody will notice. </strong></p> <p>Eleanor Shaw, aged 32, has spent weeks looking for the perfect dress for a friend’s big day without ever realising she is the only one arsed about it.</p> <p>Shaw said: &#8220;It&#8217;s...