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humor The Onion 2026-06-05

Mom's Donut Day Plans Dashed as Children Opt for Adulting Over Glazed Delights

A mother's hopes for a sweet National Donut Day celebration were dashed when her grown children apparently have more important things to do than consume fried dough with her. Shocking, I know.

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