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humor El Mundo Today 2026-06-05

Spanish Schools Allow Phones in Class, But Only for Heatstroke Emergencies

In a stroke of educational genius, Spanish students can now use their mobile phones in class, but only to call an ambulance when they inevitably collapse from heatstroke. Because why teach them useful things when you can gamify emergency calls?


<figure><img alt="" class="attachment-large size-large wp-post-image" height="400" src="https://emtstatic.com/2026/06/iStock-2210255295-600x400.jpg" width="600" /></figure>El Ministerio de Educación ha anunciado este mediodía que, a partir de mañana, los niños podrán usar el móvil en clase, aunque solo para llamar a la ambulancia cuando sufran un golpe de calor. En lugar de requisarse los aparatos, los alumnos podrán acceder con ellos al aula y utilizarlos para llamar al 061 cuando [&#8230;]

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