Investigating Prince Andrew's 'Twatting': A Royal Mystery Worthy of a Netflix Special
The Daily Mash hilariously probes the baffling question of who dared to 'twat' Prince Andrew, concluding that with his pristine record of golf, graciousness, and generosity to runaway Americans, it's a mystery that defies all logic. Perhaps it was a rogue bad joke?
<span style="font-weight: 400;">ANDREW Mountbatten-Windsor, who remains beloved by his public, has somehow been on the wrong end of a right twatting. But who could have done it? We investigate.</span> <p><strong>ANDREW Mountbatten-Windsor, who remains beloved by his public, has somehow been on the wrong end of a right twatting. But who could have done it? We investigate.</strong></p> <p><b>Motivation</b></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">A real puzzle. Andrew has never done anything anyone ...