The Daily Mash hilariously probes the baffling question of who dared to 'twat' Prince Andrew, concluding that with his pristine record of golf, graciousness, and generosity to runaway Americans, it's a mystery that defies all logic. Perhaps it was a rogue bad joke?

<span style="font-weight: 400;">ANDREW Mountbatten-Windsor, who remains beloved by his public, has somehow been on the wrong end of a right twatting. But who could have done it? We investigate.</span> <p><strong>ANDREW Mountbatten-Windsor, who remains beloved by his public, has somehow been on the wrong end of a right twatting. But who could have done it? We investigate.</strong></p> <p><b>Motivation</b></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">A real puzzle. Andrew has never done anything anyone ...