Nu-metal band Slipknot has issued a cease-and-desist to Donald Trump, declaring his use of their terrifying masks for rallies is an affront to their 'vile, evil agenda.' Apparently, their demons are too authentic for his particular brand of 'dark and hateful rhetoric.'

<p>DES MOINES, IA—Joining a long line of musicians who have threatened legal action against the commander-in-chief, nu-metal band Slipknot issued a public statement Tuesday demanding President Donald Trump stop using their masks during his rallies. “Donald Trump’s vile, evil agenda is not at all aligned with what our terrifying masks represent,” frontman Corey Taylor wrote on [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/slipknot-orders-trump-to-stop-using-their-masks-during-rallies/">...