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humor The Daily Mash 2026-06-05

Elon Musk's Internet-Fueled Britain: Sharia Law, Horses, and Fish Farts!

Bless his technologically advanced, albeit ketamine-addled, heart, Elon shares his profound internet-sourced insights on Britain, including confused notions about trousers, Sharia law in Reading, and a strong belief in horse cavalry. Clearly, Grok has impeccable taste.


<span style="font-weight: 400;">YES, I’ve been sticking my oar in again, but that’s fine because I’m an expert on Britain from surfing the internet while high. Here’s what I've learned.</span> <p><strong>YES, I’ve been sticking my oar in again, but that’s fine because I’m an expert on Britain from surfing the internet while high. Here’s what I&#8217;ve learned.</strong></p> <p><b>You love Keir Starmer</b></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">I don’t get why you all love Starmer, who wants to r...

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