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humor The Chaser 2026-06-05

Pope Declares Holy War on AI, Suggests Prayer-Fueled Molotovs for Data Centers

His Holiness Pope Leo XIV has declared war on AI, urging followers to lob Molotov cocktails at data centers while reciting Hail Marys. Apparently, AI is an abomination, and its creators are greedy sinners deserving of divine (and flaming) retribution.


<p>This comes as he gave another speech calling out the soulless, inhumane, unable-to-feel-joy AI founders and their slop machines.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://chaser.com.au/general-news/pope-tells-followers-ai/">Pope tells followers to say three Hail Marys when throwing Molotovs at AI data centres</a> appeared first on <a href="https://chaser.com.au">The Chaser</a>.</p> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Pope Leo XIV has once again ramped up his war against AI, this time advising followers to s...

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