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humor The Hard Times 2026-06-05

Horror Monster Exhausted by Representing Everyone's Existential Angst and Diarrhea

A horror movie monster is fed up with embodying human trauma, from divorce to hangnails, and just wants to murder horny teens like the good old days. Apparently, even existential dread is less satisfying than a good old-fashioned gore-fest.


<p>HAUNTED TOWN, British Columbia β€” Frustration boiled over today as a monster from a horror movie announced that it was sick of... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/horror-movie-monster-sick-of-representing-peoples-trauma/" style="color: #3eb565;">Read the full masterpiece</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/horror-movie-monster-sick-of-representing-peoples-trauma/">Horror Movie Monster Sick of Representing People&#8217;s TraumaΒ </a> appeare...

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