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humor The Hard Times 2026-06-05

Conversion Camp Fails Spectacularly, Scissor Sisters Album to Blame

A gay conversion camp has a 0% success rate for the tenth year running, with participants crediting the Scissor Sisters' music for their 'relapse.' Apparently, eight weeks of abuse and starvation can't compete with an undeniable banger.


<p>DOVER, Pa. β€” For the tenth consecutive year in a row, every single participant of Pray Straight, a controversial religious-based gay conversion... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/8-weeks-of-conversion-camp-no-match-for-scissor-sisters-album/" style="color: #3eb565;">Continue reading this gem</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/8-weeks-of-conversion-camp-no-match-for-scissor-sisters-album/">8 Weeks of Conversion Camp No Match for Scissor ...

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