In a move that has meteorological experts baffled and oceanographers quaking, Donald Trump has ordered ICE to round up and deport the climate phenomenon El Niño, mistaking it for an undocumented Mexican immigrant. Apparently, no amount of scientific explanation can dissuade Dear Leader from his crusade against anything that dares to disrupt his perfectly curated border.

<p>“We’re going to find this Mexican and send him back immediately"</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theshovel.com.au/2026/06/05/trump-to-deport-el-nino/">Trump to Deport El Niño</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theshovel.com.au">The Shovel</a>.</p> <p>Saying he was determined to crack down on undocumented Latino children illegally entering the country, Donald Trump has ordered ICE to immediately find and deport the global weather pattern El Niño.<span id="more-30538"></span></p> <p>“We’re...