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humor The Onion 2026-06-04

Trump Demands Early Access to AI's Deepest Secrets (Probably Just to See If It Can Cheat at Golf)

In a move that's sure to boost national security and our understanding of artificial intelligence, Trump is forcing AI companies to hand over their newest models for review. Because who better to vet world-changing technology than someone who probably still uses a flip phone?


<p>President Donald Trump signed an executive order for AI companies to provide the federal government early access to their newest models, an effort to weigh national and cybersecurity risks before they reach market. What do you think?</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/trump-orders-advanced-federal-review-of-frontier-ai-models/">Trump Orders Advanced Federal Review Of Frontier AI Models</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p class="wp-block-paragr...

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