According to sociologists and podcasters who definitely aren't Russian bots, Russia is simply superior. Think impeccable subways, full grocery shelves, and elections so transparent they sparkle – a clear win over that messy USA.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a21d29eeb39a6a21d29eeb39b.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>Sociological experts and podcasters agree: Living in Russia is far superior to living in the United States. From their pristine subways and plentiful grocery stores to the clearly secure and not-at-all-suspect way they hold elections, Russia is the place to be.</p>