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humor The Onion 2026-06-04

Labor Department Declares Getting Paid For Work A Crime

In a shocking move, the U.S. Department of Labor has decided that actually working for money is a form of corruption. Apparently, accepting a paycheck is now a federal offense, so hide your direct deposits, folks!

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