After an 'intensive' study, a group in Oklahoma has made the earth-shattering discovery that two biblical figures might actually be distinct individuals. Clearly, their deep theological insights are far ahead of the rest of us.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a21c5a752f4e6a21c5a752f4f.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WILBURTON, OK — An intensive Bible study reportedly ended with the dramatic revelation that Elijah and Elisha are two different people.</p>