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humor El Deforma 2026-06-04

National Guard Deployed to Protect Cempasúchil Flowers from Teachers

In a move that screams 'priorities,' the National Guard is now on high alert to shield Día de Muertos marigolds from the CNTE teachers, presumably to prevent them from being plucked during protests. Because clearly, the biggest threat to Mexico is petals in peril.


Esto es prioridad nacional <h2 style="text-align: center;">Esto es prioridad nacional</h2> <p class="isSelectedEnd">Avenida Floral.- La Guardia Nacional anunció que se desplegará para proteger las flores de cempasúchil en la CDMX, con el objetivo de evitar que la CNTE arranque sus pétalos durante sus manifestaciones.</p> <p class="isSelectedEnd">Los efectivos estarán equipados con chalecos, megáfonos y, de ser necesario, tijeras de podar reglamentarias, para proteger el patrimonio floral de la c...

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