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humor Reductress 2026-06-04

Pride Month Challenge: Straight Men Must Master the Splits or Face Existential Doom

Apparently, 'heteroflexibility' is the new trend, and straight guys are expected to master the splits by the end of Pride Month. Because nothing screams 'acceptance' like forcing potentially uncomfortable men into acrobatic feats to prove their allyship.

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