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humor Babylon Bee 2026-06-04

Brits Desperately Want Gadgets to Halt the Pervasive Knife Crime Epidemic

Apparently, some folks in the UK are having a bit of a kerfuffle with sharp objects. Their brilliant solution? Wishing for a magical projectile dispenser to keep the pointy bits at bay. Ingenious!

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