Apparently, some folks in the UK are having a bit of a kerfuffle with sharp objects. Their brilliant solution? Wishing for a magical projectile dispenser to keep the pointy bits at bay. Ingenious!

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a219dbcb79c56a219dbcb79c6.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>LONDON — As deadly stabbings continued to run unchecked across the United Kingdom, British citizens wished there were some kind of ranged weapon that shoots high-velocity ammunition to protect them from knife attacks.</p>