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humor El Mundo Today 2026-06-04

Scientists Discover Water is Wet; Healthy Habits May Extend Life

In a groundbreaking study published in Nature, scientists have discovered that those pesky everyday choices, like eating kale and not juggling chainsaws, might actually help you live longer. Who knew!


<figure><img alt="" class="attachment-large size-large wp-post-image" height="369" src="https://emtstatic.com/2026/06/iStock-1655528415-600x369.jpg" width="600" /></figure>Durante décadas, la longevidad se ha asociado en gran medida a factores genéticos. Sin embargo, un estudio reciente ha demostrado que las decisiones cotidianas desempeñan un papel determinante en la duración y el estado de salud de algunas personas, incluso en ocasiones prolongando su vida, según han advertido unos científicos...

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