A professor is convinced his student is using AI to reject his advances, lamenting that young women today are too robotic for his advances. He's so certain, he's reported her to academic integrity, presumably because a polite 'no' is just too complex for him to grasp.

<p>EAST LANSING, MI—Calling the 21-year-old’s replies to his emails and text messages “rote” and “overly formal,” local professor Lowell Sterbenz told reporters Friday he was “pretty sure” student Evelyn Atwater was using AI to refuse his sexual advances. “It really is a shame with these undergrads these days,” said the 63-year-old Sterbenz, an art history professor [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/college-professor-pretty-sure-student-using-ai-to-refuse-advances/">College...