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humor The Onion 2026-06-04

Wedding Guests Marry Under God's Gaze, Despite Not Inviting Him

A couple exchanged vows under the watchful eye of God, who, despite not receiving an invitation, seemed to approve of the union. It's a good thing the Almighty has a sense of humor, or at least a flexible RSVP policy.


<p>Wedding vows were exchanged Sunday under the eyes of God, despite the fact that He wasn’t invited.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/alisa-schonfeld-and-michael-coopersmith/">Alisa Schonfeld and Michael Coopersmith</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Wedding vows were exchanged Sunday under the eyes of God, despite the fact that He wasn’t invited.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/alisa-schonfeld-and-mic...

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