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humor The Onion 2026-06-04

Wedding Guests Marry Under God's Gaze, Despite Not Inviting Him

A couple exchanged vows under the watchful eye of God, who, despite not receiving an invitation, seemed to approve of the union. It's a good thing the Almighty has a sense of humor, or at least a flexible RSVP policy.

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