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humor The Onion 2026-06-04

Tom Holland's Nightmare: Jenners Descend, He's Trapped in Chartreuse Pleather

Tom Holland awoke in a cold sweat from a nightmare where the Jenners were closing in, a terrifying vision possibly induced by too much chartreuse pleather. Thankfully, Zendaya was there to reassure him that Los Angeles isn't real... probably.


<p>LONDON—Bolting upright in bed in a cold sweat, actor Tom Holland reportedly woke up from a terrible nightmare Thursday in which the Jenners almost got him. “Oh my God, it was awful—they were bearing down on me, and I screamed and screamed, but no sound came out,” said Holland, who was still trembling as he [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/tom-holland-wakes-up-from-terrible-nightmare-where-jenners-almost-got-him/">Tom Holland Wakes Up From Terrible Nightmare Where Jenner...

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