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humor The Daily Mash 2026-06-04

Spontaneity: A Privilege Reserved for the Rich and Inheritedly Fortunate.

Turns out, 'spontaneity' is just a fancy word for rich people doing whatever they want, whenever they want. For the rest of us, spontaneity means picking lemon-scented dish soap over apple-scented, provided it's on sale.


<span style="font-weight: 400;">SPONTANEITY is limited to people who have the financial means to go on exciting adventures at the last minute, it has emerged.</span> <p><strong>SPONTANEITY is limited to people who have the financial means to go on exciting adventures at the last minute, it has emerged.</strong></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Research has confirmed that visiting a trendy restaurant on a whim or booking an impromptu skiing holiday to La Bresse is the preserve of high-earne...

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