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humor The Hard Times 2026-06-04

Physical Therapists Now Recommend Astral Projection for Chronic Pain Sufferers

Four out of five physical therapists have given up on bodies and are now recommending astral projection for chronic pain. Apparently, the only way to escape your 'fucked up body' is to leave it behind entirely.


<p>ALEXANDRIA, Va. β€” Four out of five physical therapists now recommend the technique of astral projection for dealing with chronic pain, sources... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/four-out-of-five-physical-therapists-now-recommend-just-astral-projecting-out-of-your-fucked-up-body/" style="color: #3eb565;">Continue reading this gem</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/four-out-of-five-physical-therapists-now-recommend-just-astral-projecting-...

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