Forget tedious keyboard input; Sabi’s new beanie, packed with up to 100,000 EEG sensors, promises to transcribe your inner monologue directly to text at 30 words per minute. Now, the Pescadero digital nomads can tweet their profound, unedited musings directly from their cerebral cortex, completely bypassing the archaic struggle of thumbs on a touchscreen. Just try not to think about that questionable street taco.