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humor The Beaverton 2026-06-03

BC Conservatives Go Loud: Overt Racism Wins Leadership, 'No Racism' Finishes Last.

In a shocking twist, British Columbia's Conservative Party has chosen 'Loud Racism' as their new leader, narrowly beating out 'Quiet Racism'. Apparently, subtlety is so last season, and embracing overt bigotry is the new way to win hearts and minds... or at least votes.


<p>CAMPBELL RIVER, B.C. &#8211; Overt racist speech has narrowly won out over the more traditional dogwhistle racist messaging this past Sunday, with &#8220;Loud Racism&#8221; officially becoming the new leader of the B.C. Conservative Party. Voting in the leadership election took four rounds, with &#8216;No Racism&#8217; landing solidly in last place, followed by &#8216;Moderate Racism&#8217; and [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/06/loud-racism-narrowly-defeat...

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