In a bold move, '60 Minutes' is on the hunt for a new voice of gravitas and, let's be honest, a certain level of self-importance. Apparently, one pompous blowhard just wasn't enough for the legendary news program.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a208417d1f286a208417d1f29.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>NEW YORK, NY — After the firing of longtime contributor Scott Pelley due to ongoing conflicts with producers, the long-running CBS News program 60 Minutes began its search for a new pompous blowhard.</p>