In a moment of profound enlightenment, a father decided the entire feminist movement was a colossal error approximately ten seconds into changing his infant's diaper. Apparently, the 'battle of the bulge' takes on a whole new meaning.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a20453467c7e6a20453467c7f.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>MACON, GA — Local dad Ryan Thompson realized that the entire feminist movement was a huge mistake when he was about 10 seconds in to changing his 5-month-old son's diaper.</p>